Mr. Lucas's Saucey Moments !!

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GregWibblyWobbly	Mr. Lucas's Saucey Moments !!	Lead	[-]
Posts: 11983 (02/22/04 04:40:22) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	I guess this would go along with "Being Rude". Mr. Lucas came up with some good comeback, cracks, insults and what not... What are some of your favorites ??? One of mine would be from "German Week" when he says to Mrs. Slocombe... Mrs. Slocombe "I remember being flat on my back... and the German Air Force was responsible !" Mr. Lucas "The rest of the time she was flat on her back, the American Air Force was responsible !!!" home.uplink.net/~gas59/ ****************** I Like It ! I Like It !
GregWibblyWobbly	Re: Mr. Lucas's Saucey Moments !!	#1	[-]
Posts: 11983 (02/23/04 04:04:49) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Just watched "Fifty Years on" and I love it when he says a woman customer is "Looking for something Large in Y-fronts!" home.uplink.net/~gas59/ ****************** I Like It ! I Like It !
Tiddles Slocombe	Re: Mr. Lucas's Saucey Moments !!	#2	[-]
Posts: 8571 (02/23/04 22:27:54) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	While dancing with Shirley in "The Clock" he reaches back and announces she's got "plenty to sit on.." And of course, he's made countless comments on Mrs. Slocombe's figure! ~~"I won't say that again; my teeth are caught up with this custard."
GregWibblyWobbly	Re: Mr. Lucas's Saucey Moments !!	#3	[-]
Posts: 11983 (02/24/04 03:32:13) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	I always thought Shirley had something "nice' to sit on !!! Mrs. Slocombe "You know, you are what you eat." Mr. Lucas "How long have you been eating ugly fruit?" home.uplink.net/~gas59/ ****************** I Like It ! I Like It !
Glencheck	Re: Mr. Lucas's Saucey Moments !!	#4	[-]
Posts: 192 (02/24/04 09:03:58) The Returned Glen Check Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	In "Fifty Years On" when the staff are discussing what to get Mrs. Slocombe for her birthday, someone suggests a gift certificate to Madame Berrold's (sp?) for a facial and Mr. Lucas counters that for 6 pounds 25 pence they wouldn't be able to buy enough cement to fill the cracks!
GregWibblyWobbly	Re: Mr. Lucas's Saucey Moments !!	#5	[-]
Posts: 11983 (02/24/04 16:52:41) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	In "The Club" when Mrs. Slocombe ask Mr. Lucas.... Mrs. Slocombe "Where would we be if men like Capt. Peacock didn't fight in the war?" Mr. Lucas"Going down to room Fumf to play pong with zie ping ! home.uplink.net/~gas59/ ****************** I Like It ! I Like It !
GregWibblyWobbly	Re: Mr. Lucas's Saucey Moments !!	#6	[-]
Posts: 11983 (02/27/04 03:30:08) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	One that just caught my attention... In "Happy Returns" when Little Girl Alice (aka Mrs. Slocome) is climbing in the crib, Little Boy Blue (aka Mr. Lucas) remarks.. "That's how they catch Hippopotamuses!! home.uplink.net/~gas59/ ****************** I Like It ! I Like It !
GregWibblyWobbly	Re: Mr. Lucas's Saucey Moments !!	#7	[-]
Posts: 11983 (02/28/04 04:00:40) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	In "It Pays TO Advertise".. with the mannequin of Mr. Humphries.. When Lucas bends his wrist down ! home.uplink.net/~gas59/ ****************** I Like It ! I Like It !
GregWibblyWobbly	Mr. Lucas's Saucey Moments !!	#8	[-]
Posts: 11983 (03/03/04 03:15:08) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Miss Brahms "He's only saying those things to aggravate you, to get under your skin!" Mr. Lucas "Judging by her size, she must of had a lot of aggravating remarks!" home.uplink.net/~gas59/ ****************** I Like It ! I Like It !
Tiddles Slocombe	Re: Mr. Lucas's Saucey Moments !!	#9	[-]
Posts: 8571 (03/03/04 23:39:28) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Night before last in "Top Hat And Tails" (well..that's what was on in my house, anyway! ) he says something about not being able to reach the "small" of Mrs. Slocombe's back because she had no "small" of her back! And then...grabs a mannequin arm for an extension. Shall I double post this in the "mannequin" thread??" ~~"I won't say that again; my teeth are caught up with this custard."
GregWibblyWobbly	Re: Mr. Lucas's Saucey Moments !!	#10	[-]
Posts: 11983 (03/04/04 03:03:42) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	OMG Tids.. I think I voted that one in the "3 funniest moments"!! That was hilarious !! I love that scene! When Slocombe and Lucas are dancing and he extends that arm and she grabs it... pure comic genius ! "Camping In" when Lucas is having trouble with the tent, remarks that "He should have pinched on of Slocombe's bras and sling it up as a hammock!" home.uplink.net/~gas59/ ****************** I Like It ! I Like It !
MyMammy	Re: Mr. Lucas's Saucey Moments !!	#11	[-]
Posts: 112 (03/07/04 20:59:17) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	*Quote:* I see, yes I see, Sir... The customer has now become the ship and all the counters are docks and when he gets to one of our counters, we tie him up with our tape measure and hang onto him until he's been unloaded! I thought that line was a classic. Lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-cas! She's trying to say "Lucas"!
GregWibblyWobbly	Re: Mr. Lucas's Saucey Moments !!	#12	[-]
Posts: 11983 (03/08/04 03:25:07) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	How about when Lucas walks in to the store repeating "I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's mate !" try saying that 3 times really fast !! home.uplink.net/~gas59/ ****************** I Like It ! I Like It !
jug ears	Re: Mr. Lucas's Saucey Moments !!	#13	[-]
Posts: 562 (03/08/04 15:34:30) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	*Quote:* ...try saying that 3 times really fast !! LOL, just not in public!! Anyway, how about that part when Mr. Humphries was telling Mr. Lucas about how he was going to boil an egg, and couldn't find his timer? [Humphries]:...So I called the Operator. [Lucas]: Did he know where your egg timer was? [H]: No. [L]: Surprising. [H]: I shall smack your wrists in a minute. That part is pretty funny. <^><^><^><^><^><^> The last time I had a box in Covent Garden, it was on my head and full of cauliflower.
GregWibblyWobbly	Re: Mr. Lucas's Saucey Moments !!	#14	[-]
Posts: 11983 (03/08/04 16:43:29) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	That one is JE !!!! I really should watch the size of the fonts I use.... font abuse, font abuse !! Lucas about Mrs. Slocombe - "I like the thought of Mrs. Slocombe... It's the sight of her I can't stand !" home.uplink.net/~gas59/ ****************** I Like It ! I Like It !
GregWibblyWobbly	Re: Mr. Lucas's Saucey Moments !!	#15	[-]
Posts: 11983 (04/01/04 03:37:37) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	In "Strong Stuff This Insurance" When the men are undressing and Humphries says.. MH - "I'm not going any further till you turn and face the other way." ML - "I'm not turning to face the other way." I wonder what Lucas meant by that? home.uplink.net/~gas59/ ****************** I Like It ! I Like It !
Tiddles Slocombe	Re: Mr. Lucas's Saucey Moments !!	#16	[-]
Posts: 8571 (04/01/04 09:22:19) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	*Quote:* I wonder what Lucas meant by that Think about it. I like the part in that scene when Lucas is feeling a bit...insecure...and he's kinda checking the other guys out for size. Then he laughs when he realizes he's "ok". ~~"I won't say that again; my teeth are caught up with this custard."
sonosun	Re: Mr. Lucas's Saucey Moments !!	#17	[-]
Posts: 8423 (04/01/04 09:36:33) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	*Quote:* Then he laughs when he realizes he's "ok" and Peacock isn't! community-2.webtv.net/sonosun/SONOSUNIIAREYOU/
Glencheck	Re: Mr. Lucas's Saucey Moments !!	#18	[-]
Posts: 192 (04/01/04 13:09:02) The Returned Glen Check Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	*Quote:* and Peacock isn't! Peacock! How naughty!
GregWibblyWobbly	Re: Mr. Lucas's Saucey Moments !!	#19	[-]
Posts: 11983 (04/01/04 15:25:46) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	That scene and the ballet part really make that eppy! From "Fire Practice" about the Disposable Hygienic Lips Mr. Humphries - "Do we always have to wear these if there's a fire?" Mr. Lucas - "Only when your kissing Mrs. Slocombe !" home.uplink.net/~gas59/ ****************** I Like It ! I Like It !
GregWibblyWobbly	Re: Mr. Lucas's Saucey Moments !!	#20	[-]
Posts: 11983 (04/02/04 03:17:48) Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts	Lucas "I can just hear it now... BING Ladies knickers are half off today. We'd all be killed in the rush!" home.uplink.net/~gas59/ ****************** I Like It ! I Like It !

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